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They should. Can I join?

everett-williams:

fernburke:

everett-williams:

fernburke replied to your post:
Or the hot brunettes could form a club.

That was kind of the invitation.

Oh, I didn’t know if I qualified as a hot brunette.

I say you do, so you do. And I’m a pretty good judge of appearances, if I do say so myself.


They should. Can I join?

everett-williams:

fernburke replied to your post:
Or the hot brunettes could form a club.

That was kind of the invitation.


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kasia-winslow:

fernburke:

kasia-winslow:

greetings! i’m kasia. what’s your favourite scary movie?

Hey, I’m Fern. 

And you just quoted Scream. I don’t have a favorite scary movie, but bad hair days should definitely count.

Yes, indeed! I only watch kids’ movies or horror movies.

Your hair looks fine to me. You’re beautiful, I’d love to paint you!!

That’s a new one.

Thanks, guys have told me I could be a model before.


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kasia-winslow:

greetings! i’m kasia. what’s your favourite scary movie?

Hey, I’m Fern. 

And you just quoted Scream. I don’t have a favorite scary movie, but bad hair days should definitely count.


Without me? And other things, like what? Details, I’ve been living under a rock for two months now.

keith-reames answered your question: My best friend died and that bartender guy disappeared.

getting drunk and setting off fireworks… plus other things


My best friend died and that bartender guy disappeared.

What have the rest of you lot been up to?


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@Cam

  • Fern: i heaaard you'reee gooood with deeem soft lips.
  • cam howdy. i like u.
  • Cam: You drunk, Shorty? I like you too.
  • Fern: ur face is drunk. no but really. why did u blooow me offf?
  • lulz blow.
  • Cam: You can blow me whenever you want, but I didn't blow you off, you turn me down all the time.
  • Fern: fuq u, i'm a feminist. i only turn you dooown becauuse i'm scared.
  • Cam: What are you scared of, my monster cock?
  • Fern: nevermind. ur an idiot. my muffintop is not for sale anymore.
  • okay, it still is but ur an ass and i'm not going to let you into my chamber of secrets now.
  • Cam: I'm so confused. What did I do wrong?
  • Fern: nothing. u didn't do anything. just forget it.
  • Cam: I don't know if you'll remember this when you're not drunk, but do you want to go on a date with me?
  • Fern: shore.
  • in the meantime can you come pick me up?
  • Cam: I'm working but I'll leave, where are you?
  • Fern: by a club with a skeevy guy out front who has been looking at me the way u look at pictures of katy perry.
  • Cam: Don't talk to him. What do you see around you?
  • Fern: a streetlight, a club called wangs, a beach.
  • Cam: I know where you are. Stay there, I'm coming to get you.
  • Fern: will do.

@Cam

  • Fern: i heaaard you'reee gooood with deeem soft lips.
  • cam howdy. i like u.
  • Cam: You drunk, Shorty? I like you too.
  • Fern: ur face is drunk. no but really. why did u blooow me offf?
  • lulz blow.
  • Cam: You can blow me whenever you want, but I didn't blow you off, you turn me down all the time.
  • Fern: fuq u, i'm a feminist. i only turn you dooown becauuse i'm scared.
  • Cam: What are you scared of, my monster cock?
  • Fern: nevermind. ur an idiot. my muffintop is not for sale anymore.
  • okay, it still is but ur an ass and i'm not going to let you into my chamber of secrets now.
  • Cam: I'm so confused. What did I do wrong?
  • Fern: nothing. u didn't do anything. just forget it.
  • Cam: I don't know if you'll remember this when you're not drunk, but do you want to go on a date with me?
  • Fern: shore.
  • in the meantime can you come pick me up?
  • Cam: I'm working but I'll leave, where are you?
  • Fern: by a club with a skeevy guy out front who has been looking at me the way u look at pictures of katy perry.
  • Cam: Don't talk to him. What do you see around you?
  • Fern: a streetlight, a club called wangs, a beach.

@Cam

  • Fern: i heaaard you'reee gooood with deeem soft lips.
  • cam howdy. i like u.
  • Cam: You drunk, Shorty? I like you too.
  • Fern: ur face is drunk. no but really. why did u blooow me offf?
  • lulz blow.
  • Cam: You can blow me whenever you want, but I didn't blow you off, you turn me down all the time.
  • Fern: fuq u, i'm a feminist. i only turn you dooown becauuse i'm scared.
  • Cam: What are you scared of, my monster cock?
  • Fern: nevermind. ur an idiot. my muffintop is not for sale anymore.
  • okay, it still is but ur an ass and i'm not going to let you into my chamber of secrets now.
  • Cam: I'm so confused. What did I do wrong?
  • Fern: nothing. u didn't do anything. just forget it.
  • Cam: I don't know if you'll remember this when you're not drunk, but do you want to go on a date with me?
  • Fern: shore.
  • in the meantime can you come pick me up?
  • Cam: I'm working but I'll leave, where are you?
  • Fern: by a club with a skeevy guy out front who has been looking at me the way u look at pictures of katy perry.